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Adam found a playmate at the Royal Armories in Leeds.  The sign said that it was a replica of Henry VIII's armor.  I told Adam that by all means, let Henry win.  Do not anger the man who liked the death penalty more than anyone else in history.

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1. You should start.  Immediately.  Quit reading this blog and go to Netflix.

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Normandy

Early in the morning of the 6^th of June 1944 Combined Allied forces embarked upon the great crusade for which they had prepared for many months. In their way, Hitler’s Atlantic wall stretching from Norway to the south of France and bristling with defensive positions along the entire coast of Western Europe. It was an invasion that had been debated and planned for more than two years as Stalin was desperate for the British and American’s to launch a second front in Northern Europe. Yet, the German war machine simply too much for the combined allied forces to take on at that stage of the war so invasion was continually postponed until finally in winter of 1943 Churchill and Roosevelt together with their chosen military leaders decided that an invasion could finally be mounted in the late spring to early summer of 1944.

Once the Allied forces made landfall at Normandy and established a beach head, the push to Berlin was on. Despite a fierce resistance by the Germany army over the next year and a half the rest of the war was, as they say, history!

For the millions of people who travel to Normandy every year this trip is a chance to see where one of the most pivotal battles of the second world war took place while paying tribute to the thousands who fought and died in order to end Hitler’s reign of terror across northern Europe.  Before we left on this trip I expected to be overwhelmed as we toured the beaches, monuments, bunkers and cemeteries that dot the French coastal region of Bayeux, yet I was also rather surprised by the consideration I felt towards the German defenders who played a critical role in one of the bloodiest of dramas to unfold in human history. It’s odd really, when one considers what each side was fighting to protect, to stand atop the hills of Normandy which overlook miles of beaches and not marvel at what must have been the scene the defending German’s awoke to that morning. The D-Day invasion, even after nearly 70 years, represents the single largest amphibious invasion in the history of warfare and as dawn broke on June 6^th 1944 a German soldier stationed atop those very hills would have laid eyes upon the nearly 7,000 vessels and some 160,000 troops floating their way.

One of those vessels contained the leader of a handful of Army Rangers bound for Pointe du Hoc. As a longtime admirer of Texas A&M University, Pointe du Hoc represents something of a pilgrimage within a pilgrimage for me as it is the location of a monument to the Army Rangers commanded by James E Rudder who went on to become Vice President in 1957 and then President in 1958 of Texas A&M University where he is credited with leading efforts to end compulsory enrollment into the Corps of Cadets, allowing women to attend the university and pushing the campus towards overall integration. The inscription on the monument reads:

Of course a trip to Normandy cannot possibly be considered complete without spending some time strolling along the beaches and imagining the immense task the invading forces faced as they traversed more than half a mile of sandy exposed beachhead while a fierce and determined enemy poured artillery, machine gun and small arms fire onto the beaches from more than 100 feet above. It truly is an awe-inspiring site that I can’t possibly due justice with my feeble command of the English language.  Not even the photos below can provide the kind of impact one feels standing at the edge of the beach as the Atlantic Ocean laps at your feet and you realize there is absolutely no cover between where you’re standing and where the German Army was positioned among the fortifications so very far away.

Is it any wonder that so many of the brave soldiers who took part in the liberation of Europe now rest among their compatriots at the Allied Cemeteries? We of course toured the American Cemetery and Memorial and despite the cold and blustery weather it was an incredibly touching and beautiful monument to America’s fallen sons and daughters.  

Our trip to Normandy was one of my most anticipated journeys of our time in the UK and I have to say that thanks to my amazing wife who endured two unbelievably cold and rainy days while I meandered through battlefields and across beaches, it truly surpassed all of my highest expectations.    

Hat tip to Mr. Rick Steve's and his excellent guidebooks!

Mont St Michel

Before we hit the battlefields, Adam indulged me in one more thing by letting us visit Mont St Michel.  The sight has been an excursion for Christian pilgrims (and now so, so many tourists) for a thousand years.  There is just one tiny little road leading from the massive parking lots (think about 10 Super Walmarts put together) across the muddy walkway (don’t mistime the tide!) and up the island to the Abbey.

In 1878 in an attempt to keep traffic flowing regardless of the tide, a causeway was built across the bay.  It was successful in allowing more people onto the island, however it also stopped the flow of water around the island and silted up the bay.  In 2010 environmentalist decided that the island needed to be returned to an island state, so the causeway was taken out leaving the muddy walkway.  In 2012, the proprietors on the island noticed a drop in their revenues and started a campaign for a bridge.  This was approved late last year and construction has just begun.  At the moment, there is a lot of scaffolding and many tractors, backhoes, and earthmovers.  If you can hold off visiting until July 2014, they claim it’ll be done and you won’t have to consult your sea tables before planning your day.

Being a typical European tourist attraction, or at least something that Adam & I would think is fun to visit, it starts with roughly 8,000 stairs.

Most of the west end of the Abby was destroyed by a fire in 1776, but it has allowed you to see the original floor.  The numbers you see were from the stone masons.  As they were paid by the stone, they carved their number into each they supplied so they could be paid at the end of the job.

The Abby is beautiful on the inside, though much smaller than originally built due to the above mentioned fire and the collapse of the south east crypt in 1421.  As the Abby was built on the top of a pointy rock, the architects first built four sturdy crypts to support each of the four corners of the main building to support such a huge structure.  Apparently this strategy only worked for the first 700 years of the Abby’s life.

One part remaining of the Abby is the original kitchens.  I think you could probably entertain a few people with a fireplace that big!

Looking down from the top of the Abby you can see back to the mainland and, at low tide, a lot of mud.  We watched a group of a dozen or so people try to trek somewhere in the mud.  We have no idea where they were going – there was nothing that we could see in the direction they were walking and the tide was coming in.

Finally, a £10 Starbucks gift card for anyone who knows what this is for (other than poking unsuspecting tourists as they come out of the previous room).

Chateau d'Audrieu

We had a three day weekend for a bank holiday, so Adam & I decided we wanted to take a trip.  He wanted to go drive around WWII battlefields and look at invasion tactics.  I wanted to sit on a beach.  In a crazy way to attempt to both get what we wanted; we decided to go to Normandy for the weekend.  (This wasn’t exactly the kind of beach I was thinking of…)

In his attempt to make up for the fact that I’d be wondering around bombing sites and cemeteries, Adam found the most amazing place for us to stay. 

The chateau was built in the early 18^th century then converted to a hotel in 1976.  We stayed in an attic room which had beautiful beams and a huge wooden wardrobe.

Everything about it was luxurious.  The bath soaps were Laura Ashley and the chocolates left for us as welcome gifts and on our pillow each night when they turned down our bed were La Maison du Chocolat.  Mmmm!

The dining rooms, sitting areas, and even the hallways were richly decorated – the photos that follow are mostly to make my mother-in-law a little bit jealous.  I have the feeling after seeing this, they might need to plan another trip to the Bayeux region!

We also had breakfast at the hotel every morning.  It was a true continental breakfast.  A variety of pastries, several options of cheese a few cured meats and tea and fresh pressed apple juice.  I kinda didn’t want to leave the table each morning.

The hotel is set on 30 acres of flower and fruit gardens as well as an extensive deer park.  We took a bit of time to walk through the gardens before dinner one evening.

Grandmother - Extra bonus points if you can tell us what this flower is.  It was beautiful, but none of the hotel staff knew anything about it.

This hotel was absolutely lovely and a quiet serene break from our busy sightseeing in Normandy!