This is
going to be a long post. I can tell you
that now. I could have told you that
before we even went on the trip – I had alot of things planned for
Scotland. So that you don’t just stop
reading half way through, we’re breaking the trip up into two posts: much in
the way that Scotland is broken up, the Highlands (this post) and Lowlands (to
come).
But,
first, some background. Adam is fully
involved in his dissertation process (which is different than the fully
involved sandwich at Firehouse Subs, mmm).
He completed his discussions, observations, and reviews of the business
he was working with about three weeks ago and has been in full out writing mode
ever since. The main paper (it’s holding
steady at 42 pages as I type this) is due next week. After that he’ll still have to present his
findings to the Company in a 30-45 minute Powerpoint presentation all while the
dissertation board watches on. Then if
the board has any questions about the paper or the presentation, they can call
him in for a panel to defend his conclusions.
We had
long ago planned our trip to Scotland with the thought that he could finish his
paper before we went and then he could relax and eat haggis. Well, both those things did happen, but in
true Adam fashion he had to make it a bit more dramatic than that. Wednesday before we were to leave on Saturday
morning he declared that he was nowhere near far enough with his writing and he
would need to take his computer and all his textbooks and would need to
continue working in the car (for Adam to give up driving privileges, I knew
this was serious – he never wants me to drive on a trip!) and in the hotel every
night. Thursday he met with his advisor
and I have no idea what the guy said, but Adam was a whole lot calmer by that
evening and had knocked out about 80% of the outstanding pieces. Friday, as if by magic, he had finished it
all up. I swear he just likes to make me
panic. He emailed the draft to his
advisor at 8:40pm on Friday. The advisor
read it over the week while we were in Scotland and gave him some comments. Adam is now doing some last minute revisions
and tweaks to get it ready to submit in on Monday.
Friday
night also happened to be the Olympics Opening Ceremony. There is a whole discussion on the Olympics
to come – it’s kinda a big deal over here!
But the Ceremony didn’t start until 9pm – they say it was so they would
have a dark backdrop for the entire spectacle, but I think it was to get the
Friday night primetime audience on the US east coast and the Saturday morning
television time in Australia. The
downside to starting at 9pm was that it was nearly 1am before it finished. And guess who still hadn’t packed to go on
vacation the next morning...
So, our
vacation started bright & early at 6am to pull the suitcases out of the
closet and throwing in anything we thought we might want to wear. Luckily we were driving, so we were slightly
less constrained on space and I didn’t need to be as awake to make
decisions. Adam, however, was all over
the bringing of the golf clubs. The golf
clubs that don’t fit in the tiny truck that we have. The golf clubs that rode, and rattled, in the
back seat all the way to and from Scotland.
Yeah, those. It was okay though
because both the folder of fun and the tub of chocolate road trip snacks were
full.
By 8:30
we were all packed up and ready to go, we dropped the dogs off at the kennel
& headed north. Eventually we made
it to the Scottish boarder – UK roads are a bit slower than US highways, so
everywhere takes longer than we think it will!
We made
it to Stirling by mid afternoon. Once
the Scottish capital, Stirling is now best known for its connection to Mel
Gibson...I mean Braveheart...I mean William Wallace. We started our tour at Stirling Castle. The Castle was built on a volcanic crag
overlooking a bridge over the River Forth.
The Stuart linage (the Scottish Royal family who united the English
& Scottish crowns with the ascension of James VI of Scotland / I of England
after the death of Elizabeth I) ruled from Stirling as it was the boarder of
the Highlands & Lowlands. It is, as
I’ve resigned all things worth seeing will be, on top of gargantuan hill with
several switch backs and narrow roads.
Stirling
was the sight of the battle between William Wallace and his rebel army and the
English in 1297. As the English army
crossed the bridge into Stirling, Wallace’s men attacked. In the chaos, the bridge collapsed, splitting
the English ranks in two, and the ragtag Scots drove the confused English into
the river (at least according to the movie...I didn’t do a check a history book
to check the accuracy of Hollywood, but I’m sure they wouldn’t take any
liberties with the truth).
As we
approached the William Wallace monument, built to commemorate this victory, the
rain slowed giving us some of the most amazing rainbows and we got to take off
our jackets for a few minutes. It made
someone smile...
When we
were done standing on the hills shouting ‘they may take our lives, but they'll
never take... OUR FREEDOM!’, we got back in the Ford Fiesta and drove to dinner
then on into Glencoe to our Bed & Breakfast for the evening. Yes, it was pretty anticlimactic.
We opted
to stay in Bed & Breakfasts our whole trip.
Best decision we made. We stayed
in three separate places. Each one had
unique, charming hosts who loved their area and were proud of their country and
sometimes a little too proud of their tchotchkes. All three could have used an extra layer of
padding on the beds, but we’ve yet to stay in a European bed that didn’t. We also had some amazingly hearty breakfasts
– bacon, eggs, sausage, toast, tea, cereal, hash browns, mushrooms (yes,
Mother, I did eat a few when they were served to me), and even some haggis one
time (no, Mother, I didn’t eat that, but Adam did so it still counts) – and
that was the standard every single morning! Needless to say, we didn’t eat much lunch on
this trip.
After
breakfast the following morning we drove out of town on the scenic path to Mallaig
so we could take a ferry to the Isle of Skye.
We kept trying to come up with comparisons for the environment and
scenery we were driving through. The
weather was similar to the American northwest and there were some trees and
mountains reminded us of the area near Glacier National Park in Montana but
other areas were much less dense and made us think of the South Carolina coastal
lands. Take a look at a few of the
pictures and help us decide.







The
Scottish Highlands have an odd weather pattern.
It will be 75* and sunny one minute, you’ll drive over a ridge and
within two minutes it will be 60* and pouring rain then another five minutes
later you have a misty fog. This weather
was determined to be absolutely perfect for the Harry Potter films, especially
anytime they are in the misty looking Hogwarts.
And you know the Hogwarts Express?
Yeah, we saw that. And we climbed
up a long ways in the mud to get a good view.
Adam, however didn’t tell me this is what we were doing, so I was
wearing ballet flats & not so much sturdy walking shoes. Seems like someone’s buying me some new
shoes...
We also
came across a tower to climb. I don’t
remember the name of it. It really
wasn’t that spectacular. I’m sure it was
a tribute to a Scottish hero. What I do
remember is there were tiny spiral stairs and to get to the top you had to
climb straight up. And my husband
decided that would be a good time to take photos.


We got to
Mallaig at about 2pm for the 2:45 ferry.
I wouldn’t have thought this would be all that busy (and I didn’t
prebook the trip, which you know is very unlike {the type-A} me). When we got there, the dock man said that the
2:45 was sold out and we could either wait for the 4pm or try to go
standby. We ended up second in line of 6
for the standby queue. All the people
with appropriate tickets loaded up then Adam & I nervously watched as the
man with the walkie-talkie planned his dinner for the evening, then his tee
time for the next day, then played a little tetris on his phone. Finally, he got the radio call that there was
room for a few more on the boat. Three to
be exact. And even though we were parked
on an area that said ‘Restricted – Do not park’, I like to think that it was
perfectly safe.

It rained
for all but the last 2-3 minutes of the ferry ride over, but it was still a
beautiful day. Once we offloaded, we
started driving up to our B&B for the night. How long do you think driving the 40 miles
from the ferry port to the B&B took?
If you said less than 90 minutes, you would be wrong. Completely wrong. By only having one road on the entire 640
square mile island, it takes some time to get anywhere. But, such is life out there in the
highlands. In our two days there, we
started to enjoy that pace of life.

I have to
brag about this B&B in particular.
It was absolutely amazing. The
views out of our window were amazing. It
was a bit secluded and right on the water.
When the owners were showing us our room and the breakfast area, I asked
about how to get in & out of the house (the previous place we stayed gave
us a key to our room & a key to the house).
The guy chuckled a bit & said that they hadn’t ever locked their house. He said he hadn’t even originally installed
locks on the house when he built it, but the insurance company told them they
had to. The couple running it were so
kind and easy to talk with. They even
offered to make us a sandwich for our trip on our last morning. I decided you just can’t have a bad day when
you wake up to these views every morning.
On our
first full day on the Isle of Skye, Adam played golf. He claimed he needed a warm up round prior to
the planned round at St. Andrews. When
the day came, he had the look of determination.
Because
the course is so far north, they can’t maintain the tee boxes through the
winter, so they’ve built in raised Astroturf boxes for all the tees. They also didn’t have enough room for 18
greens and 18 tee boxes on the 18 hole course, so they put in 8 greens and 11
tee boxes and you just play them from different angles to get all 18
holes. So you play the 1st
hole from the 1st/10th tee box to the 1st/16th
green. Adam said the hardest part of the
round was just trying to figure out which way he was playing.
After
golf, we drove to the whisky distillery (can you tell who planned this
day?). The Talisker Distillery was
opened in 1830 and has become a Skye institution. It remains the only distillery on the
island. It’s known (according to the
tour we took) for it’s strong smoky flavor due to the amount of peat smoke used
during the roasting of the barley. I was
amazed that very little of the flavor seems to be dictated by the ingredients. They buy their barley from four different
fields, the peat can come from anywhere, it can be roasted onsite or in another
town, and the barrels are taken from sherry manufactures after they’re finished
using them. The only thing that seemed
to truly matter to the taste was the water source for the original distilling
process. At the end of the tour, we were
given a sample of some of their 10 year whisky.
This was my first tasting. And my
last.



On our
way back to the B&B we encountered more traffic than we’d ever seen on the
island. It must have been rush hour.
After
sitting for hours…okay, it was only about 5 minutes then Adam got out of the
car and shooed them on their way…we made it back.
The
following morning we had to unfortunately leave the Isle of Skye. We drove back over the Skye Bridge rather
than taking the ferry. It’s much faster,
but you lose some of the mystique of taking a boat through the fog and rain. Just on the other side of the bridge, the
Eilean Donan Castle looks 13th century, but was really built from
1911 to 1932. The original castle was
destroyed in the Jacobite rebellion in 1719 when 50 or so Spanish soldiers
supporting the Scottish side of the fight with England turned the castle into a
magazine of gunpowder. The only problem
was they had no weapons. The English
government found out they were trying to take down the English Crown and sent a
couple of their heavily armed frigates to take care of things. Even though the walls were 14 feet thick in
places, after three days all that was left was rubble. Nearly 200 years later, some developers
decided that it would be a beautiful tourist trap reconstruction of
history and built what we see today.



Now, if
you look at a map, you might not think that Loch Ness is on the way from Skye
to Edinburgh (where our hotel reservations were for the evening). Adam, however, is getting used to the phrase
‘if we just go an inch out of the way, we can see…’. So an inch (or 80 miles) detour we took. We scouted the Nessie Exploration site and
checked out the original submarine from the 1969 exploration (that thing was
tiny!) then we drove out to the lake and waited. And, you’d never believe – after only two
minutes we found her!
From that
excitement we hopped back in the car and headed down into the low country to
Edinburgh. More on our time there to
come.